The Life Spectacle

I love Henny Penny.

Sep 28th

Also, THE NEIGHBOURS ARE PLAYING GOOD MUSIC ZOMG THE SKY IS FALLING!

Sep 28th

This just won the Kanye Meme: http://is.gd/3JYdH (via @yonderboy)

Sep 28th

I almost choked on my milo in cuted-out glee!! RT @yonderboy: i’ve been saving this one for...

Sep 28th

Wait, if I’m not going to do the course next year I could apply for that thing where they give...

Sep 28th

My Mum adores @lizbt and wants me to show Zombies On Your Lawn to all her friends!

Sep 28th

An article about motivation has been sitting in my browser for a while now… I fear I...

Sep 28th

Oh also? Creamed my pants. http://www.deadmensspex.com/default/ Thanks @xutraa!

Sep 28th

Perfect! RT @clembastow: My iSnack 2.0 rage continues, so I asked Hitler to expand upon it for me:...

Sep 28th

Lemon juice + ginger + honey + thyme + hot water = pretty much the most delicious thing I have...

Sep 28th

I have been a really good daughter today.

Sep 26th

~ and sometimes when you’re on you’re really fuckin’ on… and your friends...

Sep 26th

There is no way I am putting something called iSnack 2.0 in my mouth. Glad I didn’t sign up...

Sep 26th

I don’t think beatrix and I have spent more than 10 minutes apart in the last 24 hours. I feel...

Sep 26th

2am is the perfect time for planning a life overhaul. Especially when there’s a kitten on your...

Sep 26th

I’ll be the rhythm and you’ll be the beat and love the shoreline where you and I meet.

Sep 26th

AMAZING RT @clembastow: Ready to see the greatest GIF of the decade?...

Sep 26th

I’m going to attempt moving from bed to the lounge room with a pain killer detour.

Sep 25th

TweetDeck minimises to the system tray again! Thank you thank you thank you!!

Sep 25th

!!! <3 RT @zaboots: Backslapping and festivities at wildparticle & lizbt HQ! Plants vs...

Sep 25th

I should be unshaped any minute now… then I’m going to look at a month’s worth of...

Sep 25th

Well that had been building up inside me all day. I was like a shaken fizzy drink that looked like...

Sep 25th

It is such a Rilo Kiley day today.

Sep 25th

A little bit forgotten.

Sep 25th

TEACUP HUMANS!

Sep 25th

That episode of True Blood has left me with a case of #headmoth.

Sep 25th

I haven’t bought myself a present for a long time… I want something new to play with....

Sep 24th

I feel the ravens tugging at my hair.

Sep 24th

Op shopping tomorrow! Brilliant idea @halia! <3

Sep 24th

I don’t know what this show is but everyone is being terribly mean to each other… :/

Sep 24th

Idea: Work and do short courses next year instead of going straight into full time study. I think I...

Sep 24th

Today is fantastic. Corey and chai and hugs and glasses and massage. And best of all? A tolerable...

Sep 23rd

Hello internet, I’m not paying much attention to you today. Sorry bout that. Here’s a...

Sep 23rd

Curling up in a ball and covering my eyes. The world can’t find me now. -The ‘if I...

Sep 21st

I have a bad feeling about this. </bollo>

Sep 21st

Chuzzle just isn’t doing it for me. Would much rather be playing Scribblenauts on...

Sep 21st

Self esteem dwindling. Should really try to not think about important things right now.

Sep 21st

I wish we all got big fluffy wings when we make it to level 10… Including cats and monkeys.

Sep 21st

Can someone please come give me a cuddle and make me a pot of peppermint tea? Ta.

Sep 21st

I love you, glasses, I just don’t very much like being here today…

Sep 21st

The best thing on the internet today belongs to @zaboots and @lizbt: There are zombies on your lawn!...

Sep 21st

SO CLUCKY. This is rare.

Sep 20th

For today’s episode @halia is fueled by sunshine and pink + purple nerds.

Sep 20th

If this is the state you find me in, blame it on the banjo and violin.

Sep 20th

It’s quite surreal to have a guy I haven’t seen in 6 years casually walk by and say...

Sep 20th

So you got to let me know… Should I stay or should I go? #PirateTUB

Sep 19th

I am having a highly nutritious lunch of chocolate muffin =D

Sep 19th

O hai Melbourne! You snuck up on me, I was in Bon Temps…

Sep 19th

The air tastes like rain <3

Sep 19th

RT @Fibobo They have cat cafes in Japan? That is far too cute, now @halia HAS to come visit me me!...

Sep 18th

Okay twitter, you decide. Which do I twitpic, the myspace style shot or the one that looks like it...

Sep 18th

Impromptu myspace style photo shoot in the courtyard just for @Zerotolove.

Sep 18th

The latest update of Optomate is an attempt to make it look like Office 2007. I’m not terribly...

Sep 18th

http://twitpic.com/i5cag - For @aboutrilo - Put me in your gaudy photo frame!

Sep 18th

If my keyboard wasn’t in storage I would be learning Don’t Stop Believin’ right...

Sep 18th

Alright, myspace style it is…

Sep 18th

http://twitpic.com/i5aus - Pretty work shirt to frolic in! - for @zerotolove

Sep 18th

Holy shit this is terrible… you’ve been watching this crap @fibobo?!

Sep 18th

Ummmm… RT @digitalyn: Most brilliant idea ever: cute pets with a dildo ;D...

Sep 18th

I think Madeline had one of the earliest influences on my love of the French…

Sep 16th

Something is not right! (Miss Clavel style)

Sep 16th

I am craving steak. This is unheard of. I must be iron deficient. I don’t even need a blood...

Sep 16th

For @TagAlongTess, @dailydoseofjess and all the rest of you: http://bit.ly/PrsCA

Sep 16th

Bippity boppity bacon!

Sep 16th

This is wonderful. I’d love this to be aired in Aus. RT @twitofalili: Awesome Irish ad about...

Sep 15th

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *anime tears*

Sep 15th

But he was my favouritest! *stomps feet* *sulks*

Sep 15th

Today has been all downhill from 8am.

Sep 14th

*melts* RT @Neekatron: Everybody leave, I need to be alone for 8 minutes. RT @fridley: Tattooed...

Sep 14th

That wasn’t a dream.

Sep 14th

I think my menstrual cycle has synced with @clembastow’s over twitter. The internet is my...

Sep 14th

I am definitely not asleep. I am also definitely not awake.

Sep 14th

Queeeeen Mother! <3

Sep 11th

I love going express through city stations on the vline and having it tauntingly toot as it speeds...

Sep 11th

I actually feel semi-alive today! This is an excellent start.

Sep 10th

I may be crampy but my kitten is happy and the sun is shining and I’m going to Melbourne...

Sep 10th

Ooops. I played my ukulele all night. Hello internet! I still love you! *waves*

Sep 10th

On my way to get a massage before work. I’d forgotten I made this appointment last week,...

Sep 10th

Imma think about Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore kissing alllll day and there’s nuffin you can...

Sep 10th

Here’s the deal, Legs. You shed your fur on command and I’ll stop attacking you with a...

Sep 10th

*faints* RT @YesNoErica: Oh. My. God. http://bit.ly/ZDAaA Excuse me please.

Sep 10th

Crafting in the courtyard with the kittens is excellent use of my time. Someone should pay me to do...

Sep 10th

*smashes head against brick wall* … *repeat*

Sep 10th

Oh yeah, please note: I am not on the train. *sigh*

Sep 10th

Modern cooking show hosts have nothing on this guy: http://bit.ly/rL3nN

Sep 9th

I think this would be @yonderboy if he lived in the early 1900s and wore sandals: http://is.gd/347zk

Sep 9th

Just experienced my first Skype call! @m1k3y danced around with pirate flags! I saw the future!

Sep 9th

Just to be who you are is no disgrace… http://bit.ly/Hh1EX

Sep 9th

Tucked in with clean sheets, hot water bottle and mivision magazine. Happy.

Sep 9th

Teehee. @yonderboy just sang to me that he is tweeting a picture of a giant duck. Cute.

Sep 9th

Reading about Circe, for science… among other things.

Sep 9th

It hurts too much for reading… goodnight world.

Sep 9th

Just promised @yonderboy that I will use all force and trickery necessary to prevent him from...

Sep 8th

He wants this. You guys have to back me up when he starts crying, k?

Sep 8th

Needed: energy, hugs, chai, drugs, fables.

Sep 8th

<tired>

Sep 8th

Mum taped @Alicepire on Millionaire last night, it was fantastic! <3

Sep 8th

Mum had The Bold and The Beautiful on earlier. Daphne from True Blood was on it, has been for years....

Sep 8th

Who put this brick on my brain?

Sep 8th

It just pelted hail for 2 minutes! Our courtyard is covered in ice!

Sep 8th

Hooray!! RT @zaboots: #ScarfNinjas! No one is safe from their stealthy wool-polyester blends....

Sep 6th

#ScarfNinja? Where?! http://is.gd/2Xj5A (@aimzsta @Joelsk_)

Sep 6th

I’m gonna make so many glasses today! <3

Sep 6th

Accidental napping on the couch, however brief, is my body’s way of saying “Go to bed...

Sep 6th

I love the sunshine so incredibly much.

Sep 6th

“Dreams are overrated cos our life’s already perfection!”

Sep 6th

Me: “You’re a ridiculous cat sometimes.” Abbey: *widens eyes* Me: “…in...

Sep 6th

This Apple Tree juice tastes like banana paddle pop. It’s the bestest.

Sep 6th

There’s a different brand of condom wrapper in this garden every time I walk past…

Sep 6th

Just went paddle boating with @yonderboy… Bliss!

Sep 5th

No wonder it felt like there was a nail in my thong - there was a nail in my thong.

Sep 4th

Happiest of Birthday wishes and cake @livnenna! <3

Sep 4th

What to do what to do?

Sep 4th

I’m in Lakes! Cute cottage is cute. On my way to meet my Sarah at the icecreamery. Eagerly...

Sep 4th

When there’s no one left to fight boys like us don’t shine so bright. Soon as I see the...

Sep 4th

Psst! @yonderboy is on his way. Travelling first class and listening to Britney and getting in...

Sep 4th

For the record: That tweet should be interpreted as the Australian meaning of the word thong.

Sep 4th

Making @bethanie proud, ate a slice of lemon in front of @yonderboy and freaked him out.

Sep 4th

http://twitpic.com/ga7kl - Mariachi bands are the best kind of classical music… Apparently...

Sep 3rd

I feel like I’m going to throw up. Clearly it’s all that joy inside trying to get out.

Sep 3rd

Cottage in Lakes Entrance booked for super happy funtimes this weekend! Squee! *dances*

Sep 3rd

I would really love to wake up at 6am bright eyed and bushy tailed just to make the most of the...

Sep 3rd

I have a banana + blueberry + strawberry smoothie. See? I don’t need to leave the house today....

Sep 1st

I don’t want to outbid @yonderboy in case he’s buying @aimzsta for me…

Sep 1st

I see @Joelsk_’s dollar fiddy and raise him $2. We’re bidding for @aimzsta right?

Sep 1st

Fantastic post @yonderboy directed me to entitled ‘Toast’:...

Sep 1st

oh no :’(

Sep 1st

Rest in peace, Wazza. You’ll be missed <3

Sep 1st

RT @lukeayresryan: wow. @JoshThomas87 shouldn’t have messed with the emos:...

Sep 1st

(Alfredina is my hot water bottle)

Sep 1st

I want a LOVE Pony! <3 http://is.gd/2MIOc

Sep 1st

…I may have the pins and needles to move her soon though.

Sep 1st

I wanna watch True Blood in the lounge room but I’m in my bedroom with Abbey purring on my leg...

Sep 1st

Note to self: learn Clean White Love by Lisa Mitchell on the ukulele…

Aug 31st

Sitting on a jetty in the sun eating vegetables is an excellent way to spend the last lunch break of...

Aug 31st

If standing for long periods of time were an option I’d love to be playing croquet with those...

Aug 31st

I’m gonna sing so you can hear, I’m gonna sing away your fear. I’m gonna rock you...

Aug 31st

Things I need: more tea, the internet, a holiday.

Aug 31st

I miss you, darling interwebs.

Aug 31st